I mean, really?!

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Why do I even bother?  Kristin Cavallari had her little boy, Camden Jack, just six weeks ago!  Not fair.  Good for her, but still sooo not fair.  And those heels??  I have yet to wear heels like that since Scarjo was born!

I need to go drown my sorrows in chocolate and pregnancy pictures of Jessica Simpson!

(Though I'm not sure which is prettier; her heels or her car seat/stroller!!!  Jelly!)